Okay,
let’s start things off with a pool update. As predicted the water is now
crystal clear and the giant water-breathing spider has been vanquished (and,
no, that wasn’t a girlish scream you heard when I scooped in out of the water,
it was a warrior’s cry of triumph).
With
that out of the way, let’s move on to today’s topic: trees, and the people that
love them (namely my wife, Christine).
When we first moved to the city of
Saint-Hubert there were still a lot of forested areas nearby, but over the
years most have disappeared in the name of condo development. Recently I
suggested planting a tree in front of our living room window to help block the
afternoon sun (being a hater of all things bright and beautiful). Chris agreed,
but decided we should rescue the trees from an area marked for development instead
of buying them from a nursery like normal people. And so we packed a bunch of gardening
tools in the car and headed off like a couple of half-assed eco-warriors to a
local forest. We located two trees that seemed small enough to handle and went
to work, all the time fighting an onslaught of biting insects hell bent on
draining every last drop of blood from our bodies. It was tough going, but we persevered
and soon we were happily heading home with two trees hanging out the back of
our Hyundai Accent. We prepared a couple of holes, planted our new woody
friends, then headed inside to toot our own self-righteous horns on Facebook.
Nature shall sing my praises! |
Unfortunately
this story doesn’t have a happy ending. Alas, our trees have gone to that big orchard
in the sky. Their dried husks now lay in my driveway, a sad reminder of our
failure. Our goal was to save a couple of trees from condo developers, but only
succeeded in robbing these saplings of the time that remained to them before the
bulldozers plowed them under, and that’s a shame we must live with, at least until garbage
day.
The outcome of our folly! |
Which
brings us to today’s cartoons, all of which revolve around – you guessed it –
trees! As always, click the cartoon for a larger image.
Well,
that does it for this post. If you’re interested in more tree related cartoons
check out my weekly panel at BigGameHunt.net .
Later, people!
Love it mon amour!!! Now I'll plant a "cocotte" of a blue pine tree and maybe in 15 years we will have some relief from the sunny living room!!!
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